Drugs Quotes and Sayings

Don’t do drugs because if you do drugs you’ll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.

I’m not as think as you stoned I am.


I’ve never had a problem with drugs. I’ve had problems with the police.
- Keith Richards

I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.
- Margaret Cho

Thou hast the keys of Paradise, oh just, subtle, and mighty opium!

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.

Don’t do drugs – Give them to me.

Drugs are a waste of time. They destroy your memory and your self-respect and everything that goes along with with your self esteem.
- Kurt Cobain

I’m not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?

You should just say no to drugs. That will drive the prices down.

Drugs are a bet with the mind.
- Jim Morrison

Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.

The Grass is always greener … when it is rolled up in a paper.

Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.
- P.J. O’Rourke

You should just say no to drugs. That will drive the prices down.

If God had wanted us to smoke pot, he would have made it naturally occurring, plentiful, and easy to grow.

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.